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Baron Hasselhoff’s “Viva Frida” Almond and Spiced Mole Chocolate Bar

$12.50

Did you hear about that daring Frida Kahlo heist? Everyone in Coyoacán was talking about it – a cat burglar broke into her house and stole her famous five-chili mole recipe. To set the record straight, the Baron had nothing to do with that. Nothing… nada. Any resemblance to this spicy, almondy, cinnamony chocolate is purely coincidental. The crunchy sprinkling of pepitas is circumstantial evidence at best. You can’t prove anything. So can we all just move on already?

70g
47% cacao from Soconusco, Chiapas, Mexico
Vegan & Gluten-free

Ingredients: Cacao, Organic Raw Sugar, Almonds, Cacao Butter, Anaheim Chili, Pasilla Chili, Ancho Chili, Chipotle Chili, Guajillo Chili, Pumpkin Seeds, Sesame Seeds, Pimento, Cloves, Cinnamon, Star Anise, Vanilla Pod, Sea Salt.